Cover: "One Reader's View..." Short avenue seen as a single building long, 6 story Intercepted Building. [I wish... :->] By Mike Capriola
Happy New Year, and welcome to 2000, The Year Of The Party! Ye Ed |
Y2K: Well, that was fun.....
Charles M. Schultz - 1922-2000
Good Grief!
Goodbye, Charlie Brown...
The American version of the Pokémon movie suffered from a badly reworked soundtrack. The music and sound effects were completely re-recorded, resulting in some rather awful songs and a lack of punch during the more dramatic scenes. I saw a videotaped copy of the Japanese version with English subtitles, and the overall sound was far superior (and there were *NO SONGS* except during the opening and closing credits).
- Any idea if that's available somewhere? I'd like a copy myself. I'm not sorry I went to see it though - a year before I'd seen some of it in Japanese (no subtitles, alas) up to when Mewtoo threw all those pokéballs and had wondered ever since what happened next. Ye Ed -
The mist drained away Anne found herself above a valley. The sun had just set but she could still see below her was a scorched circle centering on a gleaming metal tower. Beyond that was a row of mounds atop each was a dancing flame of a different color. Except for the largest that was closest to the tower that one was crowned by a silver ring. On the ramp that lead up to the tower Anne could see four beings, one who appeared to have wings. "No doubt seeking shelter." Anne said "as should we.
That first ad last issue did bring new meaning to a "Personal ad". Hope no-one got a papercut from it. :)
GARY MILLER: I'm fine. (Glances over at the white Furfolk) So's H'rill. Virain is still out cold but otherwise OK. Lisaine
"If anything, it's an improvement", H'rill mutters not quite enough under his breath.
"Yes, sire" chorus the Hokas.
The Wigglytuff examines her handiwork, decides it needs a little more finesse and removes the giant Fudd's gardener hat. Delighted to find so much more space to work with, she begins sketching on his bald pate: first little strokes that look like hair, then crosshatches that turn into solitaire tic-tac-toe games, then images of other Pokémon. As she draws, she begins to shrink as her mood becomes more and more cheerful. And the smaller she gets, the more room she has left to doodle upon. The black marker shrinks with her (it's a magic marker, of course).
In bounds a very small Jigglypuff. It bounces up to the Wigglytuff. "Jiggly! Jiggly?" (translation: "Mommy, mommy, can I draw too?") It continues to bound up and down looking incredibly cute. It's got a big green bow on its head.
The Flareon manages to discretely remove his Band-Aids by turning up his body heat until they crisp into ash. He smiles gratefully at the Chansey.
A Growlithe appears from the bushes, its nose to the ground as though tracking something or somebody. Spying the Lickitung assaulting Vicky, it uses *ROAR* in an attempt to drive the long-tongued Pokémon away.
Picture: Two mermaids swimming. By Mike Capriola
Overhearing Higeoyagi's grousing, the vice-leader of the Hell's Hares (who seems to be the main leader now) comes over to investigate the object of his disgruntlement. "Oh, so that's what happened to Blaze. Yep, he's a goner all right. Bummer." Glancing at Gary Miller, he called out, "You hear that, Mr. Monty Python Man? Poor Labby's dead, and didn't call me mum!" Turning back to Higeoyagi, the hare continues, "So, you guys wanna be a part of the funeral . . . or do you just wanna rumble some more?"
The Eevee skips for joy upon finding herself once more fighting fit, not even minding the Band-Aids that stick to her fur. But when she notices Higeoyagi threatening the poor dead rabbit on the ground, she gives a cry of dismay and leaps in to land between them. "Vee-vee-vee!" she exclaims, and at first it just seems as though she's scolding him for being so mean. But after a moment it becomes clear that the Eevee is saying Something Very Important, possibly having to do with the late Lab Rabbit...
(The Eevee's speech will be translated in a future issue of INTERCEPTED.)
The Chansey turns around and notices the rabbit lying on the ground. It suddenly gets the largest eyes in the universe and goes "Chansey!" in a horrified tone. It runs over and out of nowhere pulls out an intensive care unit and sticks the rabbit in it. It pulls in some of the other Pokémon around to help, including the Lickitung, and also Vicky and Mickey.
Abashed by the Chansey's rebuke, the Jolteon's not sure of what to do now. He still wants to fight the Antag, but no true Pokémon will ever defy a medically-trained Chansey. Grumbling a little, he keeps one eye on his recent opponent and the other on his little sister, who was bravely standing up to the creep who had stolen and trashed Jolteon's motorbike.
On a hill overlooking the Pokémon battle, a small group of creatures look on. The group is made of what appears to be a large Hare, a blue wolf-like beast with horns, a walking rock statue, a one-legged yellow eyeball, a cubby pink/green "bird", and a pair of young humans; one female and one male. "Are you sure the stone says to go that way, Holly?", the boy asks.
The Chansey also grabs the strange people from Monster Rancher who just came over the hill.
James and Jo go tumbling out the other side of the plothole. James knocks over a boy sitting next to a fountain, who ends up falling in. Jo falls in the fountain. The boy has appeared to have disappeared. Jo climbs out of the fountain and fishes out something small and black, holds it up, and with a startled expression says "P-Chan?!"
Pokémon, Digimon? What about Monster Rancher? (1&2) (What can I say? I think "Pixie" is a cutie...)
In the Alien-sector of Babylon 5, some the Aliens find that the Bell Sprouts, like anything else you cut thin enough, taste like chicken......
"Bell Sprout. Bell Sprout. Weeping Bell! Weeping Bell! Weeping Bell!" About fifty percent of the Bell Sprouts over Babylon 5 have just evolved into Weeping Bells and they can fight back! And start protecting the poor defenseless Bell Sprouts from the aliens!
BLANK REG: Whew! B-b-barely got out of the Babylon-on com-com-puter and back to Bigtime. Those things are all over-over the station! Ma-maybe we'd better leave. M-max
Picture: 7:30 AM at the Nerdsley Farmhouse. Camilla: "Y'know, our bathroom mirror is messed up. It showe me as gray,almost white haired. My hair's shinny black, Idon't have those wrinkles around my eyes, I don't have all these surgical scars on mytummy. We need a new mirror. Yeah, that's it."
Wendell: "Yer takin this turnin' 44 stuff too serious. You got yer suitcase packed? Cheer up, we're goin' t' Branson, Missouri like you wanted. It'll be fun! It's 7:30, an' th' tour bus is s'posed to stop by at 9:00."
by Scott Thomas
STEWARDSHIP OFFERTORY: "Jesus Paid It All".
C.F.: Actually a few of the slaves were playing a videogame called "Force - Four vs. the Mighty Heroes"
Outside A Farm:
HORSE MANURE
50p PER PRE-PACKED BAG
20p DO-IT-YOURSELF
The tigress sees the Freeze arrow coming and tries to deflect it with the steak knife! She is only partly successful, sending it bouncing around the deck! It does freeze the knife in her hand and a ice sheet works it's way up her arm to the shoulder. She fall to one knee in pain! A string of curses from her lips burns a few ears, but has no effect on the ice.
LT. BEAR: Hey, that looks like my brother, B.J. on one of those screens! What's that lady doing with him? Doesn't she know that if she lets him go, she'll get a prize? She may even get the gold jiggie! O.J. Jinjo.
Most the pirate crew that were awake, dive for cover as the Freeze arrow continues it's wild flight about the ship, leaving ice sheet wherever and on whomever it hits less that dead on!
The slaves find Riposte's personality to be very strong and a little sexy. While he is still in superspeed, they try to give him a "quickie". They are still protected by his aura, but everything is blurred so only Riposte and the slaves know that happen.... (Is that a Hickey on his neck???...)
Mary Sue nonchalantly follows the Pirate Captain out of the cabin, expressionless as usual.
The Freeze arrow is finally heading at a target dead on. And it's MSM! The Pirate Captain sees it coming and throws her to one side, taking the arrow square in the chest! The cat is covered in a ice sheet in a second, but he seems to be smiling under the ice. "Ar, first time me burns don't pain me......"
Without comment, Mary Sue picks both herself and a cutting torch up off the deck, and proceeds to carefully carve away chunks of ice from around the captain, allowing him to break free.
KEI: Toon Borg? Do I really want to know about this? Yuri
The mist flowed away, Anne was near a castle. There were many birds fin the trees about her. Then a group of gaily-dressed people came out of the castle. The birds arose and flew down at them. One group seized the men while another group bound a man to a tree. Then together they flew about a woman and with her flew away.
The mist fell back and Anne found herself inside. But as she looked about more, she realized that it was a habitat of some kind. Before her, she could see multiple weaving tracks that started far above her and ended far below. As she watched two pods came down on intersecting tracks. Then with a scream one pod lifted off the track and started to fall. A parachute opened from the falling pod as the other continued down.
Nope not "Gilligan's Island: but good guess. If I remember correctly only the castaways ended up covered in feathers, not everything. --Anne's writer
Picture: two cat-kids. One says "Look at what I found - packets of finger warmers."
The other "Made by some outfit called "Trojan" (TM). Cool!" By Mike Capriola
"The Window" is from a group called "Trout Fishing in America". Other songs of theirs are "My hair had a party last night", "What I want is a Proper cup of Coffee", and "Baby's got the car keys".
As their tails are still intertwined, Crystal is pulled down as well when Phil fell! *Meow!* With a thud,.... .....
"Ahem, 'With a THUD.."
"Ooops, sorry Gov.."
*THUDD* "That's better. Now then..." ..Crystal lands on top of Phil. She waves the flock of birdies away & looks at that silly look on the cat's face. "I bet I can kiss the pain away. Does it hurt here? *Kiss* Or Here? *Kisss* Or maybe... Here? *Smoouch* Mmmmm, you are feeling better, aren't you......
PHIL THE CAT: How you feel about Kittens? Or Cubs... - Crystal the Puma, as she, ahem, "Treats" his pain....
The featherless Tweety positively drools at the sight of the tiny roasted bird. "Oh, doody-doody! A wittle Chwistmas turkey just my tize!" After a quick blur of movement accompanied by an equally brief buzzsaw noise, the pink birdy sits down, patting a full tummy. "Dod bwess us, evewy-- (*burp*) --one!" it tweets as the skeleton of the other bird vanishes.
RE: GENENGINEERED SEXUAL PLAYTHING: Between two consenting equals the brain may be the most sexual organ, but when A owns B, they both know they are not equal. And that was what the whole discussion had been about, ownership. The person who wants a plaything wants just that a thing, not a person. They might what sophisticated behavior, but that doesn't mean sentience. After all ants and bees are capable of sophisticated behavior, but no one calls that sentience.
And if sentience is required can you tell me why "date rape" drugs exist? The drugged person isn't sentient during the act. The person who would use such a drug is probably the kind of person who wants to own a sexual plaything.
Picture: two fairies. One holds out her hand. "Hi, There! I'm Niagara Margarine Hu'ha. Just call me Marge."
The other looks pained "I wish Capriola would get a new schtick." by Mike Capriola
Picture: The Greatest Danger Civilization Faces Litegation Proliferation. Dana Cohen Speaks! "People worry about nuclear proliferation. No big thing. Cities can be rebuilt, radiations levels cool off. The real danger to civilization lies in the vastincrease in lawsuits, lawyers, and all the society-distroying toxic side effects of excessive litigation. Think about it. If there's any truth to this afterlife stuff, there no doubt will have to be a special lawyer Hell." Dana Cohen, one arm in a sling and the other holding a crutch. Bandage on one knee. By Scott Thomas.
Lola Bunny gets off the phone with the artist. For a moment, she turns as if to walk back toward where she left "Bugs" (Bud). But she stops herself & walks away in the other direction. "Hmm? Must be raining.." She wipes something wet from her eye. She walks away under a clear night sky......
I have found it is easier to deal with a Mike Capriola Elf after watching a few tapes of the "Those who Hunt Elves" Animé. Or maybe that's just me.... The Punman
JOHN FLUKE: "Pleased to meet you, too" replies Edison Carter, letting go hastily as the joy buzzer goes off. He holds up his camera. "Just a few words for the folks at home if you please. What has the Bong Conglomerate got to offer the public?"
"The Window" is from a group called "Trout Fishing in America". Other songs of theirs are "My hair had a party last night", "What I want is a Proper cup of Coffee", and "Baby's got the car keys".
The mist swirled down, Anne found herself near a crowd of assorted creatures. Some were human, but many were of similar size and shape but with scales or feathers. There were also large fierce looking, four legged, feathered winged creatures. "Gyphons?" Anne said. All seemed to be watching a single gryphon dodging a fireball in flight. "A test?" Anne whispered as she moved to get a better view.
After recovering from their great New Year's Party, the Headquarters of the Cheesecake Squad starts to make the plans for their next "Makeover". There is some debate over who to do next: The C.F. or Ellie Font? They decide to put it to a vote of the Readers. "Well?" (Ye Ed, would you count those as they come in? Plus any "Write-ins", of course.)
- Sure. Ye Ed -
Mind the volcano - come up the usual way...
YE ED- "Butterbeer? I'd have to check, but I'm sure we could get some.
- Try The Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade. Ye Ed (and Harry Potter fan...) -
"You didn't like the kitchen arena? But perhaps you have a different meaning by food fight. I'm sure we could convert a room on the third level. What would you suggest as appropriate? --Kindly Spirit.
FYI: To those who don't know "Royri No Tetsujin" is a cooking contest (food fight) between two chefs. They are presented with an item, like fish or potatoes. They are given an hour to prepare a number of dishes, usually four, using that items as major ingredient. It's fun to watch even without subtitles.
- The kitchen arena is fine, and I look forward to watching (and maybe tasting) the fun. I was thinking of the other kind of "food fight" that is conducted using soft food as missiles (the classic "cream pie" fight is a good example.) Obviously we don't want to do this with the good stuff, but it can be a lot of fun. Ye Ed -
Ye Ed accepts the potted Bell Sprout, dubiously. She offers it to the Kindly Spirit. "I've got no room for this thing in the office. Think you could use it as a decoration or something?"
BRANDY LEE: Yes, I do Ralph and yes, shelves will do. Sheep in Wolf's Fur
Oh! We can talk too (as the door closes on Acia & Fictator.)
Picture: Based on a true story. Man sitting in chair talking to two children. "When my Great-Grandmother was a little girl a hundred years ago there were no airplanes, no television, no computers, no record players, or compact disks. Very few people had motor cars or electricity."
The kids think "yeah, so?"
He continues "... there were no radios, and not too many years before that no one had telephones."
The girls cry out "GASP! No TELEPHONES?!" "Oh, the horror, the depravation!" This is dedicated to three little girls named Maria, Beth and Jamie who will undoubtedly deny this ever happened. By Mike Capriola.
LADY THIANC: We learned of levitating things as a group and singly, as well as teleporting.
H moves her hand to cover Atropos grounding her as H gives back 3 fold to Azala, and using Black Tyrano as a brick wall!
The mist receded, it was afternoon, Anne was on a hilly plain. On one hill was a fortress, the area around it had been tilled. As she watched a white horse with a rider burst out and raced away. The rider was welding a sword that blazed with light. She could hear shouts from the fortress. "I've a feeling we don't want to be found here," Anne said turning away. Her companion followed.
A is for Assassin, not sought after.
B is for Bureaucracy, centered here.
C is of Capitol, white marble darkness.
D is for Death, sudden and violent.
E is for Embassy, safe havens of crime.
F is for FBI, not always lawkeeping.
G is for Georgetown, not far enough to be safe.
H is for House, where no one lives.
I is for Inquiry, the seeking after.
J is for Joke, which turns deadly.
K is for Kennedy, arts not bright.
L is for Lawyer, retired not teaching.
M is for Murder, in unexpected places.
N is for Naďve, in the ways of power.
O is for Obelisk, backdrop to action.
P is for Pentagon, which has a hidden side.
Q is for Questions, to uncover the truth.
R is for Reasons, the cause behind.
S is for Smithsonian, center of scandal.
T is for Truth, not pleasant.
U is for Unbowed, seekers of truth
V is for Villain, in high places.
W is for White, façade hiding darkness.
X is for X-rays, to see what's hidden.
Y is for Yacht, hides a secret.
Z is for Zealot, who calls good, evil.
A door opens into the mind of the C.F.'s Writer by the Writer's Block. "OK, let's do this!"
"Hai!!" With flashlights waving, a group of figures walk in. Dressed in Hard-hats and white overalls, (And not much else...) the Cheesecake Squad checks over the size of the blockage. "Wow...."
"Will you look at the size of it...."
"I don't even want to think about what we're walking in....."
"OK, how much are we going to need to blow this puppy?" The squad swarms over the blockage, checking for any cracks, holes, or ideas stuck in it...
"Ohhh, look at what I found!" The rest of the Squad comes over to the one who called out.
"What is it?"
"It's a collection of the C.F.'s BABY pictures!"
"Really! Letssee, letsssee!"
"Aaaaaaaa, what a little cutie he was."
"Ooops, not a good day for Potty training, was it?......."
"Ooooooo, First Girlfriend..."
"Ahem, Ladies. The writer's block!!"
"Oh, Hai!" And put the collection away for later and get back to work on the blockage.....
The mist boiled away, Anne was in the dark; there was grass around her feet. She could see the shapes of trees, by one nearby stand she saw a light. The light was a lantern that a tall man held, with him as a shorter man. The shorter one lay down, and then the taller one attacked him. At least that was what Anne first thought. But then the taller man helped the other up; they talked and then went off together.
Picture: sketch of girl's head by Mike Capriola
My character went down the toilet, and all I got was.. er.. never mind...
"How are we doing?" one of the Cheesecake Squad calls to another. "Let's seee, " Checking a list. "50,000 sticks of Grade A TNT have been planted across the North and East faces of the Blockage, The 74 tankers of Nitro-Jelly are parked along that fault-line near the top, and Wing-command just called in and the 500 600-megaton Birds of Death will be hit the target in just under 30 minutes. All we got to do is open a plothole for them and have it close before impact." "Well, that will have to do then. OK, Ladies, we're BUGGING OUT of here Now!!! Hope this will clear that Writer's Block." The Squad Double-times it out of the Mind of the writer of the Cloaked Figure.
WRITER OF THE CLOAKED FIGURE: Now, now. There's no need to thanks us. Just trying to help. - Cheesecake Squad
THE SCORE CARD | |
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As of This Issue..... | |
In the Pokébattle | Acetylene Lamp Gary & Tana Miller Hamegg Hell's Hares Higeoyaji Jo, Vicky & Micky Lisaine, Virain & H'rril Lots of Pokémon Team Rocket The Giant Elmer Fudd |
On The Titanic... | Dr. Brown Dr. Who Freakazoid Harry Flashman Hiroshima The Luggage family Whoever belongs there... |
Outside Westport Organics | Droopy Dog Mary Sue Myerbeer The Cloaked Figure The Pirates The Superheroes (Riposte, Power Bull etc.) |
SOME OF SCOTT THOMAS' CHARACTERS
WENDELL NERDSLEY- Wendell is a neuter-not male, not female. 5'4",125 pounds. Pale skin, lt. tan hair, yellow eyes, short, gray and white "bunny" tail. Life mate to Camilla Sterling. Wendell and Camilla live in a run down, but heavily MacGyvered tarpaper shack in rural central Kentucky. Wendell is calm natured, persistent and stubborn in some ways. It does all the routine work necessary to keep a small farm going, plus keeps a part time job at a small factory that makes artificial fishing lures. Wendell, its home and farm, and locations are based on real locations and people.
CAMILLA AMANDA STERLING- "the old bat". A humanoid bat, 5'3",86 pounds, 45 years old. Short, "two-tone" body fur, front part of her body, and face, are light brown, back and tops of hands and arms are a dark chocolate brown. Head hair is white, with a few gray streaks. Chocolate brown eyes. Wings are light brown.
Camilla is educated, but never finished college. Very sensitive about her age, since her hair turned prematurely gray, then white. Not particularly healthy, but not whiny about it. Works from home making handmade jewelry and selling it at local flea markets/festivals. A homebody, mildly agoraphobic. Based on a real person.
DANA COHEN- 5'4", 110 pounds, cobalt blue skin, silver eyes, cotton white curly hair on head. Hermaphrodite, 37 years old. Dana is a desert burrower, and loves hot weather, considers anything below 75o F. "cold", but lives in rural Jessamine County, Kentucky in a concrete lined underground home. His/her voice is a deep, thundering Basil Rathbone style voice, that doesn't match the body. Intelligent and mostly self-taught, with just a high school diploma. Works at a small factory that rebuilds automotive electrical components(starters, alternators, etc.). Very curious, and interested in many things. Lives with Dana MacMillan as roommates-I leave what goes on between them to the imagination of the viewer. Based, loosely, on a real person, as is the location.
DANA MACMILLAN- 5'4", 110 pounds, lime green skin, dandelion yellow hair, metallic green eye-just one, since Dana is a cyclops, female, 35 years old. Dana M. lives with Dana C. as roommates, and enjoys the rural life, but is a bit unsure about a lot of things associated with rural life. Works as a medical transcriptionist at a local clinic. Idea for this character by Charles Mink, in a way, who thinks Leela of Futurama is "cute", and caught a lot of flak over this...He's married, and several people wondered what his wife looks like if he thinks a purple-haired cyclops cartoon character is cute. Harmless kidding around, nothing really meant by it, though.
SHEILA DEE MAHAFFEY AKA SHEILA THE SHORT- humanoid feline, 3'2", 50 pounds, "blonde all over", with white belly and chest. Stereotypical "blonde", but not a slutburger-just a dumb blonde. Green eyes, that look bigger than they are due to thick glasses. Works as a secretary. Hobbies include All Things Blonde. Based on a secretary at my last job. There are Blondes that act blonde.
RITA ROSWELL- Rita is a Gray alien, with a bit more human proportions. 5'7", 115 pounds, 35 years old. Light gray skin, large black eyes with no visible pupil or iris. She's hairless, but wears bright colored wigs, her favorite a brilliant electric blue one. Works as the information booth at Gigamall-the only tesseract shopping center. Based on a secretary at my last job who thinks it's illegal to print anything that isn't true, and believes all the stuff in tabloids is true.
Some Upcoming Conventions
FILKONTARIO 10 March 31 to April 2, 2000, Quality Hotel Airport, Mississauga, ON, FilKONtario Registration, 98-145 Rice Avenue, Hamilton ON L9C 6R3CANADA, ,http://www.bserv.com/community/fkoa.htm hayman@bserv.com
CONFURENCE 11 April 6 to April 9, 2000, The Irvine Hilton at the John Wayne Airport, Irvine, CA. The ConFurence Group, c/o Darrel L. Exline, P.O. Box 84721, San Diego, CA 92138-4721, http://www.confurence.net
Picture: Dana Cohen's Observations: "THPPPDDT! Ow! Sonuwa@#! Rotten @#$%^ ' teeth! 'nother one breaks #$%^&* me runnin' that hurts! " Sandwich in one hand, minus one bite, pained mouth. Comment "Sever dental problems will always occur during times of financial distress. Teeth will usually break off on soft things such as ham sandwiches or Bit-o-Honey candy. By Scott Thomas.
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EDITOR: Kay Shapero
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